Reasons why I'm half Korean

1) I think Korean food is the best in the world
2) I don't go to bed before 1am
3) I don't notice the 'smell' of Seoul
4) I think a one hour subway ride is short
5) I drink makeolli whilst playing football
6) I can pronounce Hyundai properly
7) I like K-pop
8) I don't care about anyone else when I'm walking along
9) I would rather use chopsticks than a knife and fork
10) I automicatically curse in Korean
11) I know about 10 different variations of honey/sweetie/darling in Korean
12) I think all Western girls are fat and ugly
13) I eat rice for breakfast
14) I eat rice for lunch
15) I eat rice for dinner
16) I ignore the air raid drills
17) I look in a mirror every chance I get
18) I think Guus Hiddink is a legend