The Final Night

Last night was the final night out in the UK.

I went round to Rob and Emma's house and took with me a bottle of rum mixed with whisky and coke. I weeded their garden during the day for them so was rewarded with a glass of finest Country Manor wine!

Then we headed into L2 for the night.

Afterwards I had to have my final donner kebab, mmmmm. Unfortunately, my tubby stalker saw me and proceeded to grab my arm and not let go of me. Then she started begging me not to leave her. I swear she is mental.

Dave meeting the first aid lady on the door

You can see up our noses!

Dave and Emma

Why is Simpson trying to look like Beckham did a couple of years ago?

We're not drunk, honest!